Occupy Wall Street: The Graduate Degree
January 17, 2012

The University of Occupy Wall Street

These loons.  Columbia University, not to be outdone by NYU, is now offering a life-altering course called:  OCCUPY WALL STREET!

As if coasting in History of Theater isn’t enough, now New York college students can earn their way to a diploma by studying:

How To Protest!    How To Live In A Park!     How To Express Outrage On Cardboard In Just Five Words!  And…Filing Class Action Law Suits Against City Police!

What perfectly good use of taxpayer-funded student loans!!!!!   If you think we’re kidding….read on:

HOW TO GET An "A"!!!!!!!!!! Burn down Merrill Lynch?

“Offered by the Anthropology Department, the course [pdf], called “Occupy the Field,” will offer “training in ethnographic research methods alongside a critical exploration of the conjunctural issues in the Occupy movement: Wall Street, finance capital, and inequality; political strategies, property and public space, and the question of anarchy; and genealogies of the contemporary moment in global social movements.” Finger Twinkling 101 is a prerequisite.

Professor Hannah Appel will be teaching the course, which will consist of seminars and lots of fieldwork with Occupy Wall Street, where students are encouraged to get involved with any of the working groups that meet regularly in the atrium at 60 Wall Street. Appel is a self-proclaimed “regular participant in the Occupy movement,” and in the course description she assures students with “absolute certainty that there is no foreseeable risk in teaching this as a field-based class. On the contrary, the risks of disengaged scholarship seem more profound.” All of this is really tickles the student-run Columbia blog The Bwog, which notices in the course description that “the reading is admittedly ‘lighter than many other classes.’ Score! Attendance is also a big part of the grade.”

So with NYU and Columbia both offering OWS courses, it’s probably only a matter of time before a publicly-funded CUNY school takes the plunge, and we can’t wait to hear what the NY Post has to say about that. For now, the tabloid simply wonders, “Does getting pepper-sprayed count as extra credit?”

Let’s try to get Warren Buffet to underwrite the salary of Professor Hannah Appel, so donors and taxpayers can keep their money in their capitalistic pockets!   Do any of these students care to know how the concrete in their buildings of higher learning was PAID FOR????????

CAPITALISM.

       


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One Response to “Occupy Wall Street: The Graduate Degree
January 17, 2012

  1. FABULOUS……JUST FABULOUS…….GREAT COMMENTARY……